Solventum is the name of 3m’s $8 billion healthcare spinoff.
The brand naming brief must have called for a cold, distant, uncaring, inhuman, faceless megacorp vibe. A bold choice for a healthcare company.
3M explains the meaningless name because otherwise, you’d only have its toxic personality to go on: “The name of the company is a combination of “solving” and “momentum,” according to Bryan Hanson, chief executive officer of 3M Health Care Business Group.”
“Solving” and “momentum” are concepts so generic that any company, from Ford to Zoom, would sign off on them. They are no more exciting or distinctive than “growth” and “solution”(Grolution).
When a naming or branding agency sells a client on a name by smushing together generic terms that create a negative asset, that process is called The Happy Idiot.
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